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Chicken, Hot Dog, & Lunch Meat Primavera
Franchise Club Trevor
Place of Origin Berkeley, California
Release Date of Origin October 25th, 2014
Submitted By: Jonno

Item Info[]

A legendary meal crafted during Turbotaxer's time pursuing his Bachelor's Degree at UC Berkeley, the Chicken, Hot Dog, & Lunch Meat Primavera was made with a pure heart and dubious technique. Its ingredients include spaghetti noodles, shredded chicken, sliced hot dogs, torn lunchmeat, mushroom soup, and canned green beans, corn, carrots, and peas. The trick was for Turbotaxer to undercook the spaghetti, which allowed everyone to get to know each other in the pot.

Item Usage[]

The user will pick up the primavera, but look back at the item with a questionable look on their face just as they are about to eat it. Instead, they can throw the Chicken, Hot Dog, & Lunch Meat Primavera like a frisbee disc. It has the trajectory arc of Duck Hunt's side special, but is weightier and can be thrown faster and further. Those hit by the primavera will have it forced down their jowls, healing 5% damage upon consumption but subsequently poisoning them, inflecting 1%-2% damage per second for several seconds. Miss your shot and the plate will break, dispersing the primavera across the floor upon which it fell. In this form, it acts as the Banana Peel does in function.